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If you dont vote for Dukakis, youre helping a psychopath…
Study: Your pet hates you, cares only about food
Americans sit quietly in rocking chair on porch, staring…
Halloween party tips from Martha Stewart
Presidential election canceled due to lack of good…
Farmers almanac predicts you will live in your moms…
Wells Fargo CEO agrees to eat a bag of dongs
Onions & Orchids
Minnesotas smelliest gather at state fair
Olympic gold medal winner welcomed back to telemarketing job
For fourth straight Olympics, Kylie Jenner wins zero medals
Caucasian parents utterly terrified by dim sum restaurant
Co-worker who played trance music without headphones found…
Internet provider actually on time for goddamn appointment
National Ice Cream Day ends in sodomy yet again
