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Things Christ shall compel you to buy me for Christmas
Nobody cares about your dumb spin class
Soon I will have a protégé
Everything is great now, just like they promised!
Its a fine day for banning things
Master Debate 3: The Masterdebatering
Lady Fiats, and how to win them
I accumulated $10,000 of debt, and all I got were these…
PSA: I will not kidnap your baby or eat it
Letters to my father on his birthday
University of Minnesota-Duluth Student Activity Schedule
Tips for new students, whom I hate
Is that a poop?
A list of people I currently despise
Vote for me, The Douche
My boss wants my pee
More tragedies haunt theaters
Even Twins DQ promotional cap looks depressed
