Anchor

This place has a non-functioning (in the experience of this writer) dentist's chair, for crying out loud. Add cheap, cheap beer and an appropriately grimy nautical aesthetic and you have all you could want in a dive. We’re talkin’ $4 for a huge burger and fries cut from a fresh potatoes. Wash that down with a $2.50 pitcher of Grain Belt or $7 pitcher of Summit. You’ll be full and pleasantly wasted for less than ten bucks. This is completely impossible to do anywhere else on the planet. Can I get a Hell Yeah? Hell Yeah! DISCLAIMER: The claustrophobic, yet undeniably charming décor may cause unprovoked panic attacks. The prosthetic leg hanging from the ceiling has been known to cause some children (and susceptible adults) to have recurring nightmares.

2nd Place: Thirsty Pagan