Trampled by Turtles

Trampled by Turtles wins this category again this year. The thought of being actually trampled by turtles is an interesting one to say the least. Turtles don't seem to roam in packs too often. Perhaps if one were to pass out on a Florida beach right as sea turtles hatched and made their way to the ocean could this happen.

2nd Place Ball Slashers