Kim Jong Un, President of North Korea, has binoculars, apparently powerful enough to see Central Canada.  He mistook the Northern Lights this week for a U.S. drone.  He sent long range missiles into the corridor of Alberta, the Central Canadian province.  He hit the store Target but it was already closed by the Minneapolis corporate office due to poor sales.  He sent another 4 missiles.  It took out a Calgary rodeo and 98 horses which were Palomino inbreeds.  He took out six lamp posts and the top floor of the Calgary Herald.  No one cared because most residents like the Calgary Sun better.  Kim Jong Un had not been seen in public for a long time and no one quite knew if he ordered the missile attacks.  It was rumored that he had an affair with the President hopeful Sara Palin and she loaned him the binoculars.  An insider in the Kim Jong Un regime said they were really just interested in the colorful lights in the sky and wanted to take out what they believed was a nuclear phenomena.  President Obama was suspicious since Kim Jong Un had a record of setting off trial missiles but not even able to graze the shore of Japan.  The fight is over heat seeking missiles versus heat seeking infrared cameras inside the drones.  Who will win?  It was announced today by Obama’s press secretary that Kim Jon Un has a new fetish for quality steak and he heard Calgary produces better steak than Texas.  He was planning to treat his prisoners to a large buffet and needed the beef.  His new mantra is “Where’s the Beef?”  Although state television is firmly regulated in North Korea, South Korean dissidents said he has been running a commercial with himself and cows in the background.  Jong Un flexes his arm during the commercial and says “I found the hidden beef.”  Now he hopes to develop technology so the Northern Lights region will zip line the cows through the air back to North Korea with a swift electronic command.  The cows will successfully jump over the moon.  Just as Australia monitors their koalas by air, Queensland researchers are hoping drones will aid in the conservation of threatened species like koalas.  Traditionally, Australian koalas were counted by people on the ground but now they can be tracked by robots from the air.    Researchers fitted drones, or unmanned aerial vehicles (UAVs), with infrared cameras to better detect the creatures.   The U.S. military will have to do the same for Kim Jung Un who didn’t seem capable to pull off this new sherade.   North Korean leader, Kim Jong Un stole the actual technology from an American expert who defected from a South Korean base.  That soldier was homesick for Western beef and coined the idea.  Time will tell if Canada will address this national security issue.  President Barack Obama is not going to let it slide into another ominous barbeque pit of negligence.